michael ian black came up with the "F**k-it list".
it's a list of things that you do not need to do before you die.
here's mine:
- work at mcdonalds
- get another tattoo
- go skydiving
- watch all the star wars movies
- go to medical school
- marry donald trump
- be paris hilton's bffl
- go clubbing with lindsay lohan
- be brett michael's rock of love
- send a postsecret
- be on american idol
- get knee-walking drunk and try to drive a car
- wake up next to a stranger
and i will keep adding to this list periodically.
i am: dolly
last seen: in a van down by the river, Illinois, United States
open mike: "it's the good girls who keep the diaries. the bad girls never have the time." -- tallulah bankhead
is: funny, acerbic, a filmmaker, a mad bad knitter, and completely thrilled that her NKOTB are back
