michael ian black came up with the "F**k-it list".
it's a list of things that you do not need to do before you die.
here's mine:
- work at mcdonalds
- get another tattoo
- go skydiving
- watch all the star wars movies
- go to medical school
- marry donald trump
- be paris hilton's bffl
- go clubbing with lindsay lohan
- be brett michael's rock of love
- send a postsecret
- be on american idol
- get knee-walking drunk and try to drive a car
- wake up next to a stranger
and i will keep adding to this list periodically.
i am: dolly
last seen: in a van down by the river, Illinois, United States
open mike: "it's the good girls who keep the diaries. the bad girls never have the time." -- tallulah bankhead
is: funny, acerbic, a filmmaker, a mad bad knitter, and completely thrilled that her NKOTB are back
3.19.2009
i'm a tad bit disappointed.
the trip to nashville went without a hitch, but when we got there, that was a different story.
i won't go into details, but i'll just summarize it for you a bit.
smoke.
loud accents.
no sleep.
standing in line to keep them company.
hey look there's chris! one two three, chris!!! BOY!!!! *hug* i got tix. i want passes. text me then. you lie! i NEVER gave you my number!
never get anyone to do something for you (especially if they've NEVER done a 5*. also don't assume things either).
don't be sad.
didn't see my man except for on the stage.
don't EVER follow the group - always stick with the person you're with and do what you always do.
hey, there are two of his kids... omg, am i making them laugh?! *wave, smile, thumbs up*
that damn bus is mine - i'll be damned if you try to get in front of me!
note to self: try not to scare kimmie anymore.
yeah, like they're REALLY going to stop at a waffle house with their kids on the bus while there are a TON of people following. not gonna happen, folks.
hehe the bus is playing with me!
muahahahaha i can control the bus!!!! kimmie, you missed it!
okay. that's as far as i can follow, later bus.
i guess i can't complain. it could have been waaaay worse.
now i have to wait 2 weeks for guaranteed hugs.
i just hope this time it goes much better than the rest.
*le sigh*
no pictures or video today.
go outside and enjoy the sunshine (if you have it)
the trip to nashville went without a hitch, but when we got there, that was a different story.
i won't go into details, but i'll just summarize it for you a bit.
smoke.
loud accents.
no sleep.
standing in line to keep them company.
hey look there's chris! one two three, chris!!! BOY!!!! *hug* i got tix. i want passes. text me then. you lie! i NEVER gave you my number!
never get anyone to do something for you (especially if they've NEVER done a 5*. also don't assume things either).
don't be sad.
didn't see my man except for on the stage.
don't EVER follow the group - always stick with the person you're with and do what you always do.
hey, there are two of his kids... omg, am i making them laugh?! *wave, smile, thumbs up*
that damn bus is mine - i'll be damned if you try to get in front of me!
note to self: try not to scare kimmie anymore.
yeah, like they're REALLY going to stop at a waffle house with their kids on the bus while there are a TON of people following. not gonna happen, folks.
hehe the bus is playing with me!
muahahahaha i can control the bus!!!! kimmie, you missed it!
okay. that's as far as i can follow, later bus.
i guess i can't complain. it could have been waaaay worse.
now i have to wait 2 weeks for guaranteed hugs.
i just hope this time it goes much better than the rest.
*le sigh*
no pictures or video today.
go outside and enjoy the sunshine (if you have it)
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3.08.2009
today is woman's day.
and it's dark and dreary.
(i'd crack a joke here about God sooo being male, but i'm pretty sure a few of my readers will find that in bad taste, so i won't. anyway, a joke like that wouldn't be true in the least.)
i'm actually happy today about being a woman.
i look around and i see that we have come a looong way.
although we're not completely equal to men (thanks to the awful minority of pigs out there - we may even be a bit more superior. lol), it's nice to see that we don't have to sit at the back of the bus or that there aren't men's entrances and ladies entrances (except for bathrooms - although there are co-ed bathrooms) or made to sit still while a man is talking or hold up a wall while waiting for that choice guy to ask you to dance and it never comes or even have to sit in the ladies parlor while our husbands go vote.
(heck, i would have been considered a spinster and shunned for never wanting to marry and live up to the "roles" i was destined for - mother, wife, doormat.)
i would have never made it before the '60s.
i'm actually kinda glad to be born when i was born.
and now here's a video from one of my favorite women.
and it's dark and dreary.
(i'd crack a joke here about God sooo being male, but i'm pretty sure a few of my readers will find that in bad taste, so i won't. anyway, a joke like that wouldn't be true in the least.)
i'm actually happy today about being a woman.
i look around and i see that we have come a looong way.
although we're not completely equal to men (thanks to the awful minority of pigs out there - we may even be a bit more superior. lol), it's nice to see that we don't have to sit at the back of the bus or that there aren't men's entrances and ladies entrances (except for bathrooms - although there are co-ed bathrooms) or made to sit still while a man is talking or hold up a wall while waiting for that choice guy to ask you to dance and it never comes or even have to sit in the ladies parlor while our husbands go vote.
(heck, i would have been considered a spinster and shunned for never wanting to marry and live up to the "roles" i was destined for - mother, wife, doormat.)
i would have never made it before the '60s.
i'm actually kinda glad to be born when i was born.
and now here's a video from one of my favorite women.
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3.01.2009
so today would be a fabulous day for being outside if it weren't so cold.
today is also one of those days where i don't feel like wearing clothes.
but unfortunately, my family and their friend is home and if i want to be nekkid i have to be so in my own room.
then again, i don't have a lock.
and people in this joint don't knock.
i want to go outside and take pictures.
i want to go chill in my garden.
i am so ansty and so restless, i want to jump out of my own skin (hence, the desire to lack clothing).
15 days and i get to see him.
14 days until i see my bff.
i wonder what it's going to be like this time.
hmm...
i wonder...
today is also one of those days where i don't feel like wearing clothes.
but unfortunately, my family and their friend is home and if i want to be nekkid i have to be so in my own room.
then again, i don't have a lock.
and people in this joint don't knock.
i want to go outside and take pictures.
i want to go chill in my garden.
i am so ansty and so restless, i want to jump out of my own skin (hence, the desire to lack clothing).
15 days and i get to see him.
14 days until i see my bff.
i wonder what it's going to be like this time.
hmm...
i wonder...
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